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cocaineteas:

putahilton:

what did I miss?

GIRL.
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freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

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(via thefuuuucomics)

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hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

(via thefuuuucomics)

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via thelost-boyz)

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all-good-usernames-are-taken:

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

Why were they even following a moose